My Life as Nana Marie....

She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick,
an unassuming sort of x-rated misfit.
Her bottle's shook all you gotta do is twist it,
before you get your chance you'll already have missed it...

Natalie, 21 years of age, New York!

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via kissmeg00dbye)

"Do you know the latest rumor they’ve conjured up, in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat! The one they call "The Bear Jew"… is a Golem! An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!”

(Source: jamesbadgedale, via tarantinospankmyass)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via graaviityy)