My Life as Nana Marie....

She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick,
an unassuming sort of x-rated misfit.
Her bottle's shook all you gotta do is twist it,
before you get your chance you'll already have missed it...

Natalie, 21 years of age, New York!


Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via kissmeg00dbye)

"Do you know the latest rumor they’ve conjured up, in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat! The one they call "The Bear Jew"… is a Golem! An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!”

(Source: jamesbadgedale, via tarantinospankmyass)


wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via graaviityy)