My Life as Nana Marie....

She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick,
an unassuming sort of x-rated misfit.
Her bottle's shook all you gotta do is twist it,
before you get your chance you'll already have missed it...

Natalie, 21 years of age, New York!
missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

(via 1000yous1me)

professorfalconer:

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

why can no one believe it’s not butter

(via diseasedtoes)